Usa Trapper
Canadians, will you accept my apology for my questions about your Bacon?
I probably went to far with all the questions about back bacon, Canadian plywood and your national treasure the Aardvarks. As a token of my good will toward our friends to the north who keep the Soviet hoards from invading the USA I would like to send a lovely 50 foot (15.24M) plywood moose as a peace offering. I can assure you it will not be filled with farmers from Vermont wearing trapper hats trying to infiltrate your country and sent to steal your supply of back bacon.
Just because your RCMP have rare earth magnets sewn into those funny looking trousers they wear to throw off my Silva compass and tell us that our GPS devices are not functional so we should go to Tim Hortons for directions where they can observe our every move is no reason to not be friendly eh?
So let’s let bygones be bygones and have a frosty Molson eh?
Three years and 10 accounts later, I have learned to leave the Canadians alone.
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