Tinker Swiss
joke:HALLOWEEN TRICK OR TREATING BY SIGN?
pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
Taurus: will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini: goes around the neighbourhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer: stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
Leo: plans their costume for months, then won’t go out because someone else had the same idea.
Virgo: wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they’re a bookkeeper.
Libra: is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio: isn’t in it for the candy.
Sagittarius: will manage to wander to the next town.
Capricorn: makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
Aquarius: builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
Pisces: skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.
My last one was deleted for some reason sorry….
Now for this one I shoulda been born under the cancer star sign!
Sagittarius
Victorinox Super Tinker Swiss Army Knife
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New – Swiss Army Deluxe Tinker by Victorinox $50.79 Swiss Army Deluxe Tinker Multi-Tool- Red. Includes: large blade, small blade, Phillips screwdriver, can opener with small screwdriver, bottle opener with large screwdriver, wire stripper, reamer, key ring, tweezers, toothpick, scissors, multi-purpose hook/parcel carrier, pliers with wire cutter, and wire crimper…. |
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Victorinox Swiss Army Champion Plus Pocket Knife $34.99 From the renowned company that created the Swiss Army Knife a century ago comes the Champion Plus, a complete set of tools for campers, hikers, hunters, fishers, picnic enthusiasts, and people all trades–all neatly contained in a single implement. Measuring just 3-1/2 inches long, the Champion Plus is stylishly cased in the famous red Swiss Army body that’s recognized around the world. More impor… |
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Victorinox Swiss Army Huntsman II Knife with AA LED Flashlight $30.62 A great gift for the outdoor enthusiasts on your shopping list or a handy set for your tool box, glove box, or utility drawer, you’ll find many uses for the Swiss Army Huntsman II pocket knife and LED flashlight. Measuring 3-1/2 inches long, the Huntsman II is stylishly cased in the famous red Swiss Army body that’s recognized around the world. More importantly, the pocket knife contains 14 tools … |
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Deluxe Tinker – Red $37.04 Sold as one unit. (1 unit = each.) 3-1/2″. Contains: large blade, small blade, phillips screwdriver with can key, can opener with small screwdriver, bottle opener with large screwdriver & wine stopper, hook, pliers with wire cutter, scissors, reamer with sewing eye, key ring, toothpick and tweezers. Red. Carded. Manufacturer number: 56481. SKU #: 8009417. Country of origin: Switzerland. Distribute… |
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Victorinox Large Zermatt Pouch, Leather, Black 33207 $7.35 Large black leather pouch. Fits most 91mm knives with scissors or pliers, including: Camper, Climber, Deluxe Tinker, Explorer, Field master, Fisherman, Huntsman, Mechanic, Ranger, Super Tinker, Cyber tool 29, and Cyber tool 34…. |
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Black Swiss Army DIY Tinker Pocket Knife/Multi-Tool $26.00 TINKER BLACK BOXEDCellidor polished design contains a number of stainless steel implements and offers a wide variety of functionsFeatures all of the stainless steel implements needed for work or playLimited lifetime warranty1 W x 1/2 H x 3 5/8 L, weighs 2.2 oz.Tools include: large blade, small blade, screwdriver, cap lifter with screwdriver and wire stripper, reamer, key ring, tweezers and toothpi… |
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The Journals of Robert Hall Tinker, 1851-1869 (Life at Tinker Swiss Cottage) This is the first in a series of journals written by Robert Hall Tinker (1836-1924). Volume 1, 1851-1869, covers the adolescence of the young Mr. Tinker and the details of his life growing up in western New York until his marriage to Mary Dorr Manny in 1870. Mr. Tinker describes life in antebellum New York, before moving to the ‘Wild West’ of Illinois to make a new home in Rockford. The journa… |
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Archaeological investigations at the site of the Tinker Barn, Tinker Swiss Cottage Museum, Rockford, Illinois … |
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Robert Tinker’s Rockford: Walking tours for children and adults … |
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Victorinox Climber II Knife The Victorinox Climber II Knife comes equipped with an array of useful tools, in a super-compact size that measures under four inches when closed. Keep one stashed in the car or in your day pack for those quick day-to-day fixes.Product FeaturesBlade Material: stainless steelHandle: nylonLock Mechanism: Spring Assist: noBlade Style: Blade Edge: straightBlade Length: Blade Finish: Open Length: Sheat… |
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