Street Cutlery
A poem in bad taste – What do you think?
I posted this last year and got very little responce.
What do you think, Yahoo?
The Spoon-icorn
The Spoon-icorn is a quiet beast,
Of slender legs and a sweeping tail,
Who can easily bend down to feast
Upon a dish of curly Kale!
But do beware of the cutlery
That adorns his horsey head,
For if you commit adultery,
By brunch, you will be dead!
He’ll use his shinning mighty spoon
To slowly stab you in the chest
A long procedure, but by noon,
He will have, surely, gained success!
The reason he does this is unknown,
But not without its benefits!
For if your partner raises their tone,
The Spoon-icorn will hear of it!
He may not be in many books,
Or mentioned on the street,
But all it takes is one snide look,
And he’ll be on his feet!
So next time you see a Spoon-icorn,
Don’t mock him or make fun,
For he is unlike the unicorn,
And, to sinners, a cause to run!
Yikes!! Is there a garlic necklace I can ward him off with? A fun read …whimsical with truth at the core. Very cool!
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Bourbon Street Fleur De Lis Gourmet Bamboo Prep and Serving Cutting Board by Highland Graphics These eco-friendly cutting boards are harvested from bamboo, a highly renewable resource. The beautiful color, grain, and artwork create a wonderful combination of functionality and design. Highland Graphics, Inc., in Springfield, TN…. |
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Gerber 22-47162 Fast Draw Spring Assisted Opening Stainless Steel Fine Edge Knife $24.49 With spring-assisted technology, the Gerber Fast Draw Knife deploys quickly and easily with one hand. This fine edge knife can be triggered using the thumb stub or with a sudden release of the index finger. The Fast Draw features a high carbon surgical stainless steel blade and tactile texturing on nylon handle. The blade measures 2.99 inches in length. A sturdy pocket clip keeps it close at hand…. |
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Spyderco Street Beat Micarta Plain Edge Knife, Black $144.18 The Street beat features a 3.5 in. blade made form VG-10 steel with a black micarta handle that includes a large finger coil lined lanyard hole black Boltaron sheath with multipositional G-clip and an overall length of 7.2 in. ATTRIBUTES Blade Detail: Plain Edge Blade Length (inches): 3.50 Blade Material: VG10 Carry System: Boltaron Sheath Handle Materi… |
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Set of 2 Whetstone Stiletto Street Knives – 10 inches long $16.45 Set of 2 Whetstone Falcon Stiletto Knives… |
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Sesame Street ABC Birthday Party Supplies Pack for 8 – 5 items – plates, napkins, cups, table cover, cutlery $25.00 Bring the Sesame characters home to your party with these Sesame ABC party supplies!… |
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Photo Jigsaw Puzzle of Scissors To Grind from Mary Evans $29.99 Photo Puzzle, SCISSORS TO GRIND. Mr J Lee pushes his barrow through the London streets, offering to sharpen your scissors and all kinds of cutlery. . Chosen by Mary Evans. 10×14 Photo Puzzle with 252 pieces. Packed in black cardboard box of dimensions 5 5/8 x 7 5/8 x 1 1/5. Puzzle image 5×7 affixed to box top. Puzzle pieces printed on RA4 paper at 300 dpi. This item is shipped from our American la… |
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Mesters to Masters: A History of the Company of Cutlers in Hallamshire $164.92 Founded in 1624, the Cutlers’ Company of Hallamshire has played a crucial role in the history of Sheffield, as supervisor and regulator of cutlery and steel trades in “the steel capital of the world.” This book, written by noted scholars and experts, provides a history of the company and its activities…. |
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Catalogue of books, stationary, cutlery, &c. for sale at Carey, Stewart, & Co.’s store, no. 22, North Front-Street, Philadelphia. $9.18 The 18th century was a wealth of knowledge, exploration and rapidly growing technology and expanding record-keeping made possible by advances in the printing press. In its determination to preserve the century of revolution, Gale initiated a revolution of its own: digitization of epic proportions to preserve these invaluable works in the largest archive of its kind. Now for the first time these hi… |
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