Scorpion Knife

I am 13 and i want to go on a REAL adventure with a friend, any ideas?

i am 13 and i have always wanted to go on an adventure where it is like this:
you are lost in a bush with a friend and need to stay the overnight so you build a shelter, find food and light a fire (with safety precautions of course) and then find your way back.
but of course im not going to get lost so i want an adventure and not one of those fakes crappy ones (excuse my french) like scorpion island. I want to have to use my pocket knife and camp out, hike, get lost. Please help
thank you

Go with your friend to what Humans call a Mall and have an adventure there. The famous adventure there is called “Shopping” which normal people like me do.

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