Knife Tools

why does a knife made for the neutral swiss army need so many blades and tools?

It doesn’t need them, it possesses them for the various uses they suggest. Getting Boy Scouts out of horses hooves, flipping beer bottle tops at grannies. Should a Swiss soldier be stuck up a mountain the knife will convert with a few swift clicks into a windproof shelter with a SOS position beeper. Two days supply of drinking water and a chocolate bar are located under the Phillips screwdriver and a copy of William Tell can be pulled out and read with the magnifying glass next to the hair straightener. The Genuine Swiss Army Knife is a very versatile beast.weighing only 6o kilos.

Monkey tool usage: Flint knife and probe