Kilt Dagger

Is it true that all great Scotsmen carry a dagger under their kilts?

You’re probably talking about the Sqian Dubh (Black Dagger), which is generally stuffed into the top of a sock.

If you’re not talking about that…well…some have pen-knives, some have daggers, and some have bloody huge Claymore swords…

(mumble…mumble…slinks off to sharpen pen-knife…)

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