Dark Master

My Dark Master and I are getting hitched In two weeks. Do you want to come to the ceremony?

I must warn you, however, there will lots of the Dark Legion there. If this isn’t your thing, then don’t come.
Of course Omar can come. It’s up to him if he wants to.
Dark Master will not allow his photo to be posted. He doesn’t show up on film.
My Dark Master is not f-ing Satan or Lucifer or any other name you come up with. He’s a different being altogether. How many times do I have to tell you people this?!?!
I will be wearing a black leather dress, with a chiffon skirt. And rubber garter belt.

OK I need to know 5 things:

1) Will there be an open bar?

2) Where is your bridal registry?

3) Will the hemlines be tea length or floor length?

4) Will there be an open bar?

5) Does the Groom have a brother?

6) Will there be a money dance?

7) Will there be an open bar?

Will there be a Live band or a DJ?

9) Which side will the enemies of the bride be on?

10) What kind of clothing will the mother of the Bride be wearing?

11) Will the enemies of the groom be carrying swords or flame throwers (I really need to know this so that I can accessorize properly)

12) Will there be an open bar?

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Ry-Guy can sit between me and Lara. I can guaran-d@mn-tee that we won’t be wearing ugly bridsmaid gowns!

There will be an open bar, right?

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