Cutlery Black
Freshman Guide to Bra Removal…funny ?
OBJECTIVE To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.
WHAT YOU NEED 1) Girl with bra 2) Two functional hands 3) Common Sense
TECHNIQUES 1) THE HOUDINI HUG — Using sleight-of-hand, place arms
around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying,
“Ta-da!” 2) MCGYVER’S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE — An alternative
method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
3) HILTON’S LAST RESORT — Beg like a dog and learn to
absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.
DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers,
cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute
strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.
WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
1) “I really want to thank you for this.” 2) “Dammit! I thought they were bigger.” 3) “Do you have any cereal?”
problems with the data card refusing to connect,this been posted twice,sorry !
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