Bartenders Knife
Marine military joke, feeling anxious; got any military jokes!?
No overly done ones please, like “aren’t ready to be marines yet!”
A army guys walks into a bar with his friend with a ‘I hate Marines shirt’
The marine see’s it and comes over and says “What does that say”
Soldier to friend: “Thats the first thing I hate about marines, they dont know how to read”
Marine: “What did you say”
Soldier: “Thats the second thing I hate about Marines, they cant hear very good, if at all”
Marine: “ME and You, outside, NOWWW!”
They both walk outside, couple minutes later the soldier returns to the bar alone.
The friend and bartender ask “What happened?”
Soldier: “That’s the third thing I hate about Marines, they bring a knife to a gun fight.”
Besides overglorifying themselves, I love the Marines. US AF,A,N,MC are the worlds best, so we have to compete with each other anyway cause no one else in the world is a challenge,lol!
1/506th INF
A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a Marine joke?”
The guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6′ tall, 200 lbs, and I’m a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2″, weighs 225, and he’s a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6’5″, weighs 250 and he’s a MARINE. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The sailor says, “Nah, I don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
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This sailor leaves a bar and sees this little kid playing with a pile of Sh*t in the street. He says, “What are you doing kid?” The kid replies, “I’m making a Marine.”
The sailor walks back in the bar, laughing, and grabs the first Marine he sees. He takes him outside and says you gotta see this. Ask that kid what he’s doing. The Marine asks and the kid says he’s making a Marine.
The Marine says, “Why don’t you make a sailor?” Kid says I ain’t got enough sh*t.
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These Marines are in a bar. Every time a buddy comes in he high fives this Marine and yells, “Two weeks!” They keep doing this until the bartender asks, “What’s all this two weeks stuff?” A Marine tells him their friend finished a puzzle in two weeks. The bartender says, “So, what’s so great about that?” The Marine replies, “It said on the side of the box 4 to 6 years.”
KNIFE JUGGLING BY HAIRIZAM(WORLD BARTENDER FLAIR)
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